Kelly Ripa seems like someone who would shoot heroin, work out for 4 hours, drink a lot of alcohol, and make herself throw up. I mean, you look at her now and you compare her to pictures of when she first started ‘Live with Regis and Kelly‘ and you go, wtf? Either she is secretly addicted to steroids, body building, and all-water diets or she’s got some serious issues because it ain’t normal to be that bony. Her face is all torn up. She’s one binge and purge away from being Madonna. And we are no longer at a time in the world where being compared to Madonna is a good thing. Unless it’s to say how rich you are, because I’m pretty sure Madge is loaded.

More pictures of Kelly Ripa arriving at ‘The Late Show with David Letterman‘