Kick off the new year with the January 2008 issue of InStyle Magazine.. which is full of brainwashed lies and weird alien stories from the one and only Katie Holmes!

No, no, I’m only kidding about all of that. I think Katie gets a bad rep. I mean, I bet she’s pretty weird and I’d almost guarantee that there’s an element of weirdness in that marriage, but I think she’s probably a pretty good person.

Does anyone else remember when she was frizzy-haired Joey on Dawson’s Creek? I used to watch that show all the time when I was in high school and I always wanted Joey and Dawson to get together but Joey was such a bitch! Then towards the end of the show she got better looking but I always thought, ‘Damn that girl has some nasty hair and teeth.’ Her hair looks really great now (ahh, the power of money and an expensive hair stylist) but I wonder why she doesn’t get her teeth done? Don’t get me wrong, I think she’s really blossomed into a beautiful woman with an adorable daughter and a great life, but it seems like she’d want to do some fine-tuning and just get her teeth straightened. Anyway!

Here are scans of Katie Holmes in January 2008 InStyle Magazine. She looks good! If anyone has any part of the interview and wants to send it to me, that would be fabulous!