Its odd to see Julia Roberts in the news cause she’s so out of the Hollywood loop now. After that whole Erin Brockovich thing died down, she pretty much went into hiding. I mean, the last thing I saw her in was Ocean’s Twelve and that was probably the stupidest crap I’ve ever seen. Seriously. It’s like they just quickly wrote up a script so the famous people could hang out and get paid. Dumb! I also just watched Pretty Woman, probably the only Julia Roberts movie that I actually like. After all these years of making movies, though, I guess someone said its time to give her an honorary award. She was named the American Cinematheque and a party was given for her at the Beverly Hilton. Co-stars and other celebrity friends showed up for the event, like Tom Hanks, Denzel Washington, and Natalie Portman. Here’s what Tom Hanks had to say about Julia:

“Knowledge that no matter how good of shape you are in, no matter how good of a haircut you are sporting, Julia Roberts is, at the end of the day, going home to a husband way better looking than you will ever be.”

Um, is he looking at the same Danny Moder that I’m looking at because I definitely don’t see him as cute! Hell, he’s not even a hot mess, or a sloppy mess, and even then that would be a stretch! Oh, well, he’s trying to make non-celebrity Danny feel cool in a room full of famous people. Nice gesture, I guess. Here’s what Julia said when receiving her award:

“More than anything I am just the most proud wife and mother to three of the most amazing children,” she said Friday night at an event in her honor. “And the widening of my life, and my hips, is really just the true gift of my husband Danny (Moder), who I would be so lonely without.”

It seems like she is really embracing motherhood and that she still, really loves Danny. Remember what I said last week about not being able to forgive home wreckers for a long, long time? I’m still pissed at Julia. But congratulations to her on the award and everything. Really cool. (Can you sense my sarcasm?)

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