Johnny Depp, pictured here at the premiere of Pirates of the Caribbean 3 in Tokyo, has said that kissing his co-star, Keira Knightley, was weird because she is much younger than he is.

You know, Kirsten Dunst kissed Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt when she was like, 12 in that vampire movie, and that was movie gold! They all said that was weird but I think that was because even back then Kiki was a snaggle tooth. It had nothing to do with age, I’m positive.

I don’t care if Johnny Depp is 90 years old, I’d still make out with him and love every second of it! He is so awesome. How does anyone not like Johnny Depp? I was friends with this chick who was totally obsessed with him. She even had a Pirates of the Caribbean party when the dvd came out. I didn’t think she was crazy, but I didn’t really see the appeal.

NOW, though, after the ordeal with his daughter getting sick and this new quote about him being a thousand years old (funny), I am beginning to have a crush on him.

Here’s what the Benny and Joon star said about kissing Keira Knightley:

“The smooches are always so awkward, especially because Keira and I have never been in that kind of situation together. She’s, like, three and I’m a thousand! We’ve known each other for a few years and suddenly it was, ‘Are you ready for this?’ And you just do it. It becomes more like a stunt in a way. She was a great sport about it.“

I bet she was a great sport about it. She probably has a secret crush on Johnny Depp. What’s with her boyfriend, Rupert Friend, looking almost exactly freaking like Orlando Bloom? Does anyone, besides me, find that really fricken weird? Whatever, though.