John Mayer is Smarter Than I Thought
 
First she gets dissed by 50 Cent and now John Mayer is turning her down. Man, ever since she got out of the slammer Paris Hilton can’t get any love, can she? Maybe the men in Hollywood have finally seen all the videos on the internet of Paris being herself and realized what a horrible person she really is. Or maybe John Mayer is just stuck up and easily annoyed? Unfortunately I’d say it’s just John Mayer being a diva.
According to sources, Paris Hilton was trying to get the attention of John Mayer on the night of the Grammys but couldn’t. Burn! Page Six reports:
Hilton struck out several times over the weekend. After the Grammys on Sunday, the celebutard showed up at the Sony BMG Grammy party at the Thompson Hotel lounge and “aggressively tried to hook up with John Mayer – following him around and dancing, trying to get him to look at her,” a source told Page Six.
“At one point, she sat at a table and tapped on the seat to motion him to sit next to her. John politely sat for less than a second before ignoring her and moving to chat with a group of friends.”
Ha. That story makes me happy. I have strep throat right now and feel pretty mediocre so any good news makes me happy and forget that I’m sick. I also read on Page Six that Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton got into a little tiff at this same party. That’s funny. These two chicks are stuck in high school trying to get popular. They think if they can hook-up with the “popular” guys then their value and self-worth goes up. Sad. Paris is just sad.
Haha..Thats the best news Ive heard in a while.