“Whether you save a falling baby’s life or whether you fall on the ground drunk, it’s gone, lost in the sea of DUI’s and crotch shots. And it just doesn’t matter.”

So true. I mean, I definitely don’t think John Mayer is the authority on life lessons and what’s right and wrong, considering he has been dating Jessica Simpson the last year and she’s the queen of fake. But I do think what he is saying is true. Who knew he had anything in him that deep that didn’t involve global warming?