Joey Fatone Wants to Help Britney Spears
September 28th, 2007 posted to Joey Fatone, Britney Spears
Isn’t this picture funny? For any of you who are fans of The Sopranos like I was (and pretty much still am) then you’ll get why this picture is funny. That’s Joey Fatone with Vito, who was gay on that show. I think it’s funny because Joey Fatone seems kinda gay to me, and Vito was gay and… I don’t know, it’s just funny OK!
Anyway, Joey Fatone is the latest celebrity who wants to help Britney Spears. I think Joey just wants to help her cause if she really did accept, then he’d be in the spotlight big time. All these people are selfish! Joey said,
“I think she just needs some time, some time to really heal.” He’s now inviting her to take refuge far away from Hollywood at his home in Orlando. “Britney call me, come over to my house, come to Orlando, get way from it all,” he pleaded. “It’s a good thing to get out of L.A.” Fatone admitted he hasn’t seen Britney in a while but added, “If you’re there, let me know. I’m here for you sweetheart.”
Britney is so krunk all the time I’m sure she probably doesn’t even remember who the hell Joey Fatone is! How could he really help her, when it comes down to it? I mean, he’s an out-of-shape ex-boybander with no career. He’s like the male version of her!

