Star Magazine had a cover last week about how Joel Madden and Nicole Richie are finally going to tie the knot. Of all the rumors, apparently this one pissed Joel off. He took to his blog and wrote about how he didn’t even know they were getting married and next week the magazine will probably say they’re broken up. Boo-hoo, you get gossiped about. You’re also a millionaire from the popularity those magazines create for you so STFU please, thanks!

Not able to let it go, Joel posted a blog saying “WE DID IT! NICOLE AND I FINALLY GOT MARRIED!! click here for pictures!!” And for all the dummies who believed that 1. they actually got married 2. the press hadn’t got a hold of it 3. you’re seriously the first to know and 4. this is how they are going to tell people when they get married, then you clicked on the link and saw this stupid ass picture above.

Lame. Is there another word for it? Not funny are also two other words but all in all, it’s just really quite lame.