This just in! (Ehh, the news isn’t breaking at all but I’ve always wanted to say THIS JUST IN! Okay, enough of that.) Joe Simpson, Jessica Simpson’s father and manager, has told People Magazine that Jessica’s next album will be that of a country album because it’s “her roots.” Yeah right! Bitch can’t sell pop or soul albums so she’s trying anything she can! Don’t think we’re not onto that shiz! Joe said,

“Everything in our business is about beats and I think she really wants to sing and country music still believes in that.”

“She’s a singer from top to bottom. And everything in the music business, especially pop music, has moved away from singers. And I think country is the the only pure, storytelling kind of genre left.”

I’ll tell you what she is from top to bottom, she’s desperate! I bet she’s wishing she didn’t get too big for her britches and divorce Nick now! At least when they were together she got attention! Let me tell you what, Jessica Simpson is on her way to not being famous anymore because America is sick of her. I’m all aboard that boat.