Jessica Simpson Sang the National Anthem
At the AT&T National Golf Tournament in DC yesterday, Jessica Simpson sang the National Anthem. I guess the singing wasn’t that bad (you can listen to it here) but I gotta say, she’s looking pretty husky. Maybe the skin-tight open-back knee-length sweater dress with bad stripes is to blame but based on the size of her arms and face, she’s just slowly giving up. I mean, that close up of her face is completely hideous. Do I see food in her teeth? Now that Nick is single again maybe she should dump Tony and come to her senses? Then they could fade into their place–obscurity–together.
Ohhh a lot of time has passed since I was last on this site! I missed it.
First of all, I kind of feel sorry for Jessica. Not because she has crappy boyfriends who always ruin her birthdays, but because out of all her family and friends….no one stopped her from wearing this horrible dress. Does this poor girl have a black cloud of bad luck following her or what…? Did she not learn anything from the mom jeans?? Which by the way..I am a mom and would never have been caught dead in those jeans so why they dubbed it mom jeans I have no clue…
But as far as this dress goes…it does make me think of something Freddy Krueger’s lady love would wear.