I admit, the cover of this Us Weekly is pretty entertaining. I mean, the look on Jessica Simpson’s face is priceless. But is it true? I don’t think we’ll ever really know if Us Weekly has run a cover that ended up being fully true, but we can always make our assumptions, right?

I bet Jessica Simpson broke up with Nick Lachey because the relationship was getting hard and she thought she’d rather be single and famous than famous and in a distressed relationship. She was at her peak of popularity when she divorced Nick Lachey but because she pretty much lacks any real talent, she’s seriously gone down hill. I mean, no one likes her music and her “little silly ol’ me” routine is played out! She’s sort of pretty but for the most part she’s just boring.

Not only do I not care about her career but I don’t care who she dates. I must say, though, I don’t really give a crap about Nick Lachey either. So that brings me to the question: Why is Us Weekly running a story about these two? I really think nobody gives a crap about them anymore. Do you care?

Oh, and P.S. Isn’t that headline “Brit caught shoplifting!” the most hilarious thing ever? It’s probably true! Only in the true Brit spirit she was probably caught shoplifting burritos and cookies!