Jessica Simpson is currently in Kuwait performing for the troops for Operation Myspace. Jessica can’t sell albums and do real concerts, so she’s resorted to doing this type of stuff. She does it to make her look giving and heroic but reality is that no one wants to see her sing so she’s forcing it on the troops. Hell, they’d probably rather see Kathy Griffin‘s stand-up than listen to Jessica Simpson.

Anyway, Jess is supposed to be doing this for the troops. She’s supposed to be bunking with them and everything. Apparently Jess’s manager, Joe Simpson, is worried she won’t perform to her abilities if she doesn’t sleep in a bed in a hotel room. She chartered a private jet for $150,000 to take her to Kuwait. What did that have to do with her performance? Jessica is just a stuck up diva. She’s doing all this for media attention but as soon as the cameras are gone that little bitch flies the coop. I’ve got her number.

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