Lucky for me that my significant other doesn’t read anything I write, because if he did, I’m sure he’d be pretty upset with what I’m about to say about Jessica Biel. Okay so, she’s got a great body and there’s no disputing that. She obviously has a great deal of self-control and discipline, because she’s not just lean but shes also quite muscular and toned. I’m jealous of that, because I can always do really great for a couple of weeks then get sidetracked. Boo. Anyway, she’s got a killer bod and everything but her face is pretty scary. I mean, if it wasn’t a mans role, I’d throw her name in the hat over Heath Ledger’s for the role of Joker in Batman. She’s got smile for days, you know? But not really in a great way. I think she’s a great actress though. I first started liking her when I saw The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and its grown since then. But I am just not thinking she’s the worlds sexiest or most beautiful. The fiance loves, loves, loves her! (I think it’s just because of her body, though he’ll never admit it’s just that.) So anyway, Jessica Biel is in the new Elle and she talks about being fit, famous, and more. Here’s the better of the interview:

On her title of “Sexiest Woman Alive” by Esquire Magazine: “I thought the Esquire cover was going to be really positive for my career. But it wasn’t, really. [One director told me] ‘I’m not looking for the sexiest woman; I’m looking for the girl next door.’”

On being a famous celebrity: “I can’t even go to the dry cleaner by myself anymore. You’re seen in public with anybody that you might not even know and you’re speculated about. It makes everything hard because you can’t even go to pick up a prescription without somebody trying to snap a photo of what you have in your Long Drugs bag. Thank goodness I’m a nice person.”

On getting roles she wants: “Parts that I want aren’t going to me. Like The Other Boleyn Girl with Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman. I don’t want to say there’s nothing I love that I can’t have. But there’s still the occasional script that the director doesn’t want to see you for. They want that top tier of girls.”

On people saying she is “buff”: “This is the thinnest and the least muscular I’ve been in a long time. I’m so lean and feminine.”

You can check out the full interview in Elle Magazine. So the comment about losing roles to Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman surprise me because I don’t see them as better. Well, I see Natalie Portman as a pinch better but Scarlett Johansson definitely is no better. Whatever. I still wish I had a body like Jessicas!