I didn’t know Jessica Alba had another face besides her sourpuss but apparently she does. I always said I wanted her to stop looking like such a bitch but now that she’s smiling, she sort of looks bloated and awkward. I could live without it, actually.  And what’s happening with that hideous dress? It only makes her look a million times bigger. Very ugly.

Am I the only one who thinks Cash Warren looks like his face is a greasy pizza? He just looks so nasty when you start getting closer up to him. He needs to invest in some Proactiv or something!