Now that Jessica Alba is showing a small baby bump, I have a feeling there’s going to be a crap load of pictures of her up on the internet every day. I’ll do my best to keep up on how big she’s getting but due to my extreme dislike for her, I may forget she exists and fall behind. Hey, at least I’m honest.

Here’s Jessica doing furniture shopping in a weird outfit and gross frizzy hair yesterday. She seems to have a good bump going there. I am jealous that, even though she’s pregnant, the rest of her body is still killer. She’ll probably be back to a double zero like, a day after that kid is born. Anyway,  more pictures of Jessica Alba pregnant below.