Jerry Seinfeld must be loaded. I knew he was rich cause I read those stories about him having a 20-car garage gallery built for all his classic cars, but I sort of thought that was it. I guess I was wrong because his wife Jessica Seinfeld sent Oprah over $20,000 worth of Christian Louboutin shoes. Not that Oprah needs anyone to buy her anything, since shes worth over a billion, but Jessica Seinfeld did it as a thank you. Oprah had Jessica on her show and helped plug her cookbook, Deceptively Delicious, which is now a National best-seller.

I wonder if stinky Rachel Ray sent Oprah anything for making her a mega-super star? I bet Dr. Phil didn’t send Oprah jack! What ingrates. At least Jessica knows that Oprah needs her ego stroked 24-7!

Since when is a thank you card with flowers or a baked good no longer acceptable? It’s a good thing I’m not in this social crowd, cause when I thank people for stuff I give them homemade cards and Betty Crocker boxed-to-bake stuff.

Hey, I bet Britney and I would get along just great! I bet she loves Betty Crocker baked goods. (So mean but so true.)

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