Entourage star Jeremy Piven went on some sort of vacation for Memorial Day and decided sunbathing would be a good idea. If his chest didn’t look like Tara Reid’s stomach, it wouldn’t be bad. No, I’m kidding. Piven’s got a good body for someone his age. It’s just too bad he’s such an unbelievable douche in real life. He’s a douchery/less funny version of Ari Gold in real life. And that’s not a good thing.

I don’t feel like posting more pictures of Piven trying to look super famous and irritated by the paparazzi, so if you want to see them you can check them out here.