Jennifer Aniston is Pregnant

Well, okay, let’s not assume.. but, if what the National Enquirer is saying turns out being true… then the 38-year-old actress has a bun in the oven! I sort of hope she does because she deserves to have a happy relationship and needs to stop being tied to stupid Brad and stupid Angie! The baby, if she’s pregnant, is rumored to belong to Jason Lewis, the guy from Sex and the City. He’s really hot so they’d make a great kid! Don’t Jason Lewis and Gabriel Aubrey kind of remind you of each other? They totally do for me. Anyway, the NE is running a pregnancy story with an old picture, but I’m Not Obsessed has posted some pictures of Jennifer on Christmas Eve and it surely looks like she’s pregnant. And hey, the Enquirer was right about Jamie Lynn… so I wonder? I’ll keep you updated.
Must be a slow day for news.
I hope it’s true. She is great and deserves any happiness she can get.
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