Jenna Bush, the daughter of the President, got married over the weekend. I would put who to, where at, and all that, but it’s all over the news and I know you really don’t care. Just look at the pictures–they’re far more interesting.

I like Jenna Bush because she is such a fake! She is so much of a fake that you have to like her. She’s past the fakeness that you hate and on to the fakeness that you just have to love. Remember when she used to get drunk all the time, fall down in public, and change her underwear for the world to see? Oh you know she is still that girl, only tamed. I don’t believe for one second she isn’t still that girl! That is why I love her. Cause I know she’s still that skeeze she used to be. It’s only a matter of time before the old Jenna Bush reappears!