Before any of The Hills fanatics go crazy, let me just say this is an old picture from when Lauren Conrad and Jason Wahler were still together. Okay, now onto the story. The story goes like this: Lauren Conrad dated Jason Wahler but then he treated her like shit and had problems so they broke up. (Did I mention he cheated on her? Because he did.) So Lauren and Heidi were best buddies until Heidi started dating Spencer, a guy that reminded Lauren of Jason. Spencer was shady and cheated on Heidi, so Lauren hated him. (If you’ve ever seen the show then you know that she is right to hate him. He’s a complete douche bag idiot.) Because Lauren hated Spencer, he, in-turn, hated her too. This came between Heidi and Lauren, Spencer eventually convinced Lauren she’s a bitch then Heidi and Spencer made a rumor that Lauren and Jason made a sex-tape together. (One more thing, making a lie about a sex tape is stupid because ALL sex tapes end up on the internet.. if you’re lying, we’ll know because we won’t see it.) Anyway, now that Jason is cleaned up, sober, and a new man, he’s commenting on what big of scum bags these two people are.. Who else to talk to other than radio talk show host Ryan Seacrest? I know!

“The most frustrating part is that they are such lowlifes that they have to come up with stuff to try and ruin other people,” says Wahler. “It’s just frustrating.”

I say they fight. I mean, fighting isn’t cool or anything but I wonder who would win? Spencer is such a nancy, and as much as I want to start liking Jason (I don’t really think he’s changed), I think he’s sort of a nancy, too. I bet they would start slapping each other and yelling “you bitch!” back and forth. It would be sort of entertaining. Or what if Lauren and Heidi fought? (I missed Jerry Springer yesterday, in case you didn’t notice.)