Japan’s Arrest Warrant for Hayden Panettiere

This one is going to be tough to get through because I seriously don’t give a shit. I mean, one time I went on this trip with my college to Yosemite and there was this really annoying ass chick sitting in front of my fiance and I on the bus and she wouldn’t shut the hell up. The whole ride home all she talked about is herself and how awesome she did in all of her biology classes. She was even reading that annoying Rich Dad, Poor Dad book. Well, right now I’m in the cafeteria at school and that same chick–now reading some warrior-princess cheap ass paperback trash novel–is sitting across from me and I’m more interested in her than this Hayden story. But, because all you Hayden fans are also readers on the site, I feel its my duty to stop maliciously glaring at the nerd across from me and tell you about Japan wanting to arrest Hayden… so here it is:
In an interview with E!, the “Heroes” star says, “I learned today that I have an arrest warrant out for me in Japan because of what I did for Save the Whales.”
Last month the teen star swam on a surfboard with other activists to confront Japanese fishermen during a bloody dolphin hunt.
I’m sure all you gossip-site whores have already seen the pictures but if you haven’t, you’re not missing much. I’d go through the whole “click here” spiel for you to see them but I don’t have them because I posted pictures of her working out instead. Hey, what do you want from me? I can’t post pictures of everything these chicks do or else my site would be Hayden working out, Britney’s crotch, and Jessica Alba being stuck up. And “HaydenBritneyJessica” wouldn’t make a fun site, would it? That’s what I thought. So if you’re interested in seeing those pictures of Hayden doing the whole “I’m saving stuff” act in Japan, you can click here cause my friend Nick over at Celebslam has all the hot Hayden pictures.
Hot b*tch! I saw her profile on millionaire dating site WealthyRomance.com last week! It is said she has a major crush on wealthy men!
Why can’t HayPan just eat a bag of dick already? I mean, who honestly gives a shit?