Jamie Lynn has already sold her baby out to cover OK! magazine. She gives a brief interview about what her delivery was like and what life is like with a new baby. I read the mini article and it made me yawn. Seriously, it was tiring. They seem really boring. I guess we expect more out of Jamie Lynn since her sister is such a fuck up but she’s honestly a bore. And she lies. Here’s what she said about Maddie:

“She is very good,” says Jamie Lynn. “She’ll feed every two or three hours. When she wakes up in the middle of the night, I’ll feed her and she goes right back to sleep. There’s no screaming and crying.”

No screaming and crying? I don’t believe it. Jamie Lynn is trying so hard to make her teen-mom drama look like a fairy tale that she’s come up with this lie: my baby doesn’t cry! I call bullshit!