I’m not sure how this is news at all, but I am running out of things to write about this morning so somehow this piece of gossip made the cut. Seriously, don’t ask me how.

Some producer guy named Ryan Kavanaugh who is apparently buddies with Jake, is telling people that Jake loves Reese. I’m sure Jake is loving that this guy is a big-mouth whoring him out to the tabloids but what can he do, really? Here’s what good old Ryan told People:

“[Jake] has obviously had his fair share of dating,” Kavanaugh says of Gyllenhaal’s romantic life. “I think eventually you come to a place where you know what you want and seeing what we saw on the set, he was certainly completely devoted to her and really loves her.”

Can what you see on the set really be trusted?  I mean, everyone thought Brad Pitt was cheating on Jennifer Aniston on the set of Mr. and Mrs. Smith because he was photographed hugging Angelina Jolie but look how that—ehh, ha, um, bad example. Okay, maybe Jake does love Reese but really, who cares? I can’t believe I just spent 5 minutes writing about this. Give me drama! Give me break-ups! Give me sex tapes! Anything but this crap.