Ahh, what a great time to turn yourself into the clink! Actress Michelle Rodriguez, who turned herself into the Lynwood Correctional Facility yesterday evening, will be serving  her time in jail due to violation of probation (not doing her community service and toying with her ankle bracelet). Actor Kiefer Sutherland will be serving his time in jail for DUIs.

I bet their parents are so proud they can hardly stand it! For Michelle, being in jail ain’t so bad. She probably loves being the center of attention in the jail (since she gets no attention in Hollywood from other celebs) and she’s surrounded by manly women who want to get with her (and since she’s a lesbian that’s got to be something she’s thinking about!) so what could make this a negative thing?!

Kiefer, on the other hand, is probably miserable out of his mind! He probably doesn’t even know he’s in jail.. homegirl just wants to get his hands on some drink and then he’ll be allllll better!

Ahh, Merry Christmas to everyone!