Hearing Jack Black say he did heroin just once is funny. It’s the same kind of funny as it is hearing Robin Williams say he’s only tried heroin and alcohol once, too. Or like hearing Nicole Richie say she doesn’t have an eating disorder. Yeah, that kind of funny.

The comedian recently did an interview with Blender Magazine where he explained the first time he did the drug and why he never did it again. He said:

“It didn’t agree with me. I couldn’t really feel my legs, and my heart felt like it was slowing down too much. I thought, ‘Oh my God, it’s going to shut me down. I’m going to die.’ I went down to the 7-Eleven at the bottom of the hill, and I had this strange sensation that my legs were pumping, but the feet were just sort of lifeless stumps. I did a little shopping and then walked back up the hill and survived. And never did it again.”

He could be telling the truth but if he doesn’t do heroin what is he on that makes him so mother freaking annoying and “on” all the time? I mean, maybe adult ADD but even then he seems like he’s still pushing the annoying scale. I’m surprised 1. anyone can stand him enough to have a baby with him and 2. Angelina Jolie did any project with him.

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