If Madge and A-Rod Mated…

This is messed up but funny. With all this Madge and A-Rod drama, Pretty on the Outside decided to create a A-Rod and Madge mix. So, if they had kids, would they look like this beast above? If so, I hope they never have any kids!
What do you think Madonna would say if she saw this? Well, after she said “I’m suing” what would she say?
Ohh my word … that is one ugly person!
But you know, I never thought Madge was pretty anyway. She’s way too manly if you ask me.
Such a handsome woman……