This morning I awoke to stories of Lindsay Lohan being a stalker, a cutter, and a liar. I am pretty tired of writing about her blaming her problems on everyone else, her drinking too much, her doing cocaine a lot, and her getting obsessed with men and then cutting herself. These stories are all very sad but very tired and played out. I think everything she does is for attention and she needs to get control of her life. So instead of writing 5 posts about her and all the drama she’s going through, I decided I’d skip it and just post a picture of what I think Lindsay Lohan would look like if she didn’t do cocaine. Yes, that’s right.. she’d be fat! And that’s how you know when party girls are doing cocaine.. if they’re still really skinny! This rule only applies to party girls, though. Let’s face it, you can’t drink 5,000 calories of alcohol 4 times a week and eat crap and stay thin. (Ex: Kate Moss, Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan… need I say more?) So even though she’d have to fight the chub and start working out, I think Lindsay needs to cool it on the coke. It seems to be the root of her problems! What do you think she’d look like without cocaine???