Get this! According to E!, Hilary Duff has been offered a role in the new 90210 series. Her character is named Annie Mills.  She is a Beverely Hills High student who is into theater and is dying to be popular and “accepted.” Supposedly this character is the new Brenda Walsh.  Doesn’t sound evil enough, does it? It sounds like a good role for Hilary Duff, since she really can’t act worth a shit.  But they need to make the new Brenda Walsh more evil because, let’s face it, Brenda Walsh was just Shannen Doherty acting like herself under the name “Brenda.”

If I could cast anyone as Brenda I would totally cast Angelina Jolie. Wouldn’t she make the most evil, hatred Brenda ever? It would be perfect. And I would make Kelly be Jennifer Aniston and then they could do that scene where Kelly f*cks up Brenda’s hair and turns it orange.  OMG could you just see the look on Angie’s face? Golden! Someone please share this idea with the 90210 execs! It’s pure gold!