Heidi Montag’s Music is Going to Blow Our Minds

I didn’t know you could use the phrase “blow your mind” in a bad way but apparently you can. Spencer Pratt was overheard running his mouth about how Heidi’s new music is going to blow our minds but he must mean in a bad way because Heidi’s music is complete shit. He must mean its going to blow our brain through our ears and make our skull explode or something. Truthfully, her music is terrible. Heidi Montag is not a musician and she needs to come to that reality. Hell, she isn’t even a performer! Britney can’t sing but at least she can dance and whatnot. Heidi is just pathetic. She needs to start being friend with Lauren Conrad again so she can mooch of someone that at least is famous for something legit (clothing line) instead of being famous for being a douche bag (Spencer Pratt). Here’s what douche bag Pratt said about Heidi’s new music:
“When people hear what we have in the bank, it’s gonna blow their minds,” her manager-beau boasted. “Madonna, eat your heart out. Britney Spears, eat your heart out. I would say we have diamond records coming – they’re gonna sell 10-million plus.”
WTF are diamond records? Heidi’s album is gonna be so crappy that Hollister and Abercrombie will be slipping her CD to people who buy over $10 worth of stuff. So true! I’m just going to set my TiVo to record “Best Week Ever” for the next couple of months because I love it when they slam on Heidi and Spencer. And I CANNOT wait to hear what Spencer has to say once all of Heidi’s crap fails miserably. It’s going to be someone. else’s fault. You watch.
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THANK YOU!!!!!!!!! I ABSOLUTELY FIND HEIDI AND PRATT A EFFING JOKE. God that ‘higher’ song really did blow my mind tho- ugh