Something fishy is really going on here! This morning Ryan Seacrest played Heidi Montag’s new single “Body Language” featuring her boyfriend Spencer Pratt. Heidi described the singe as being dance and techno and some other crap. It’s God awful and I already described it as terrible earlier this morning.

If you still haven’t heard the song, you can still click here to listen to it.

Anyway, now Spencer Pratt has ran to People Magazine and cried that the song was only a joke. A joke?! Who the hell pays for studio time to make a “joke” song? You know that shit got nothing but laughs, everyone said it sucked, then they backtracked and now they’re trying to say it’s a joke. Dumbasses! Spencer Pratt told the magazine,

“We did it as a joke. It’s not her single at all. It was never meant to be heard by anyone but us. Over my dead body would I rap on Heidi’s first single. Heidi is so upset because this was not the first sound she wanted people to hear from her.” (Source)

Dear Spencer,

As an honest person, I must tell you that no one wants to hear Heidi make any sound. I’d rather listen to Fran Drescher laugh on loop than hear Heidi even say hi or cough. We don’t like either of you because you’re both fake ass attention whores. Please listen to Lauren and go away!

Love,

HollywoodHeadache.com