Wherever Lauren Conrad is right now, I hope she listened to Ryan Seacrest’s radio show, 102.7 KISS-FM, this morning. If she didn’t listen to it, I hope she got on the internet and played the clip back. It had to make her laugh. Wait, no, not just laugh, crack up. Heidi Montag was on the show because she debuted her new song “Body Language” and guess what? Not only is her voice digitally enhanced and she’s basically talk-singing, but Spencer Pratt tries to rap in the song. HORRIBLE. The song is worse than a T-PAIN song.

You can click here and listen to the song