Donald Trump has decided that the Miss Universe Pageant should have absolutely no talent in it at all. Why? Because he’s asked Heidi Montag to “perform” and by “perform” I mean lip-sync to her shitty music while she copies old Britney Spears dance moves. Should be horrible and that is why I won’t be watching. No, that’s not why I won’t be watching. Stuff like this is why I won’t be watching, but Heidi Montag doesn’t help.