I would put up part of the interview that Heidi gave to Maxim, but I can only handle so much Heidi in one sitting. It was a toss up: would I rather read what her annoying ass says or look at her fake face and body? Well, neither, to be honest. But I know there are some people out there that actually like Heidi. Why? I have no idea. Maybe because they are Lauren haters. Either way, here are pictures of Heidi Montag in February’s Maxim Magazine. If Maxim is just putting ANYONE in their magazine, they might as well give me a call. Looks like fun!