Everyone who reads always says I contradict myself, especially when it comes to what I think of people. One second I’m hot and the next I’m cold. What do I say to that? You’re right; I change my mind a lot and last time I checked, you’re allowed to do that. Oh and hey, this is my website so if I want to change my mind and shit talk people, I think I’ll go ahead and do that. Kthx! Why bring all this up now, you ask? Because my opinion of Heidi Montag has somewhat changed and I don’t feel like hearing about my contradictions (etc, etc) from idiot commenters. (Edit: don’t you love when people say you have no life for talking about celebrities but then they themselves spending 20 minutes writing you a nasty comment/e-mail telling you how much you suck? If that isn’t the very definition of hypocrite…)

So last time I wrote about the Heidi, I said all of these lovely things. I still believe all of those things, as a matter of fact, but I’m here to revise just one of those statements: she is not Amanda Lepore yet. Her first pictures in People made her look super bad, and the picture above is the worst of all of them. Aside from her face looking pretty plastic at some angles, I think she looks pretty damn good. Her boobs might be a little too big for her frame but she’s got beautiful skin (I can’t believe I am saying something nice… about Heidi Montag), great teeth and hair and a really fit figure. Maybe her plastic surgery isn’t as bad as I once thought…

Did hell just freeze over?