Paul Walker is 34 years old today.

Paul is an American actor known best for his roles in The Fast and the Furious, Joy Ride, Into the Blue, The Skulls, and many more mostly-teen type of movies. So, happy birthday to him.

I had no idea he was getting in his mid-thirties. However, I was friends with this skeeze in high school who had an even skeezier older sister who lived in Long Beach. I mean, this girl would’ve hooked up with a one-legged midget if she thought it would get her even a second of attention. Well, long story short, she went on a date with Paul Walker and said he is really stupid and looked at himself in the reflective glass the whole night. Sounds about right.

Other Birthdays today:

Emmy Rossum’s 21st birthday, Ruben Studdard’s 29th birthday, Ben Folds 41st birthday, and Amy Yasbeck’s 44th birthday.

Happy birthday to all of them, but mostly Paul Walker cause he’s a hot piece.