Today is Britney Spears’ 26th birthday so, Happy Birthday to her, sort of. I mean, I’m sure she’s out celebrating by buying herself a bunch of crap she doesn’t need or deserve and I’ll bet she doesn’t do anything but cram her face with birthday cake all day. Does she have fans anymore? She’s so gross now that when I look at old pictures of her from when she was hot I feel sad for her. Seriously. I mean, doesn’t she know she’s gross? Since it’s her birthday I will limit the shit-talking and just simply say Happy Birthday Britney. I really hope you have a good one. (That was hard to get out!)

Here’s Britney with some “people who want the spotlight and her money” “friends” celebrating her birthday last night at the Scandinavian Mansion of Style. She looks horrible, as usual, and these pictures seem extra pathetic to me for some reason.