Halle Berry is Really Pregnant
Halle Berry has a weird pregnancy, doesn’t she? It comes out of no where and it seems like she’s been pregnant for like, 13 months, and now she’s got this perfect bump, almost like its fake. Hmm, a bit odd but maybe it’s just me. Anyway, here’s a picture of Halle Berry wearing a black pea coat and Christian Louboutin boots. Okay I don’t know that they’re Christian Louboutin’s but I just like to say Louboutin in my head. LOO-BOO-TIN. Am I saying that right? Oh, who cares.
Halle is pregnant with her model/whatever boyfriend Gabriel Aubrey’s baby. She is due in the Spring. It’s going to be a panda!*
When asked about her pregnancy, the Catwoman star** told People magazine:
“Gabriel and I are beyond excited and I’ve waited a long time for this moment in my life.”
(Source)
*When I was little, I went to this babysitting who ran a balloon/tacky gift shop out of the den in her house. One day this crankster lady came in and wanted my babysitter to put a Panda bear inside of a balloon as a gift for her boyfriend. A panda was perfect for her man, according to the meth face, because she was white and he was black and they were creating a panda. How cheap, warm, tacky, fuzzy, and nice.
**I used the word “star” pretty loosely there because, as we all know, Catwoman was a little less than a hit so when a movie bombs and you’re the lead, you’re not really a “star” are you. I could’ve said Monster’s Ball star or something like that but I like to take the opportunity to bring up how shitty Catwoman was whenever I get the chance. It’s more fun that way.
Merry Christmas.
lah-boo-TEEN
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