Victoria’s Secret model Adriana Lima being honored at Fashion Fest in Mexico *Bastardly*

Lindsay Lohan’s double chin, thick thighs, and shorty-shorts (site NSFW) *DrunkenStepfather*

Tony Romo told Jessica Simpson she’s not as good of a singer as Carrie Underwood! *HollywoodBackwash*

Very sad! Juvenile’s young daughter was murdered on Friday by a family member *Bossip*

Mischa Barton turned down a role on the hit TV show Gossip Girl. Too famous! *CelebWarship*

Paris Hilton goes on a staged-ass walk with the Shaman and gets blessed. She needs it! *ASL*

Angelina Jolie supports our troops staying in Iraq just a couple years longer.. if you care. *Yeeeah!*