Natalie Portman at the premiere of “The Other Boleyn Girl” in Berlin *Bastardly* 

Drunken Stepfather getting mad props in the new issue of MAXIM *Drunken Stepfather* 

This must be a lie! Jamie Lynn Spears sleeps around cause she “can’t get pregnant again” *Yeeeah*

That lead singer chick from the Pussycat Dolls in her bikini for Men’s Fitness *Hollywood Tuna* 

Lindsay Lohan naked in tribute for Marilyn Monroe or something *WWTDD* 

Diddy thinks Sienna Miller has poise and sophistication. Diddy is a dumby *Bossip*