Guess who is getting her own dry cleaning? *Bastardly* 

Kylie Minogue being annoying, I never understood why she was so popular *ICYDK* 

Britney Spears rumored to be adopting Chinese twins. Yeah, right. *Hollywood Backwash* 

Amy Winehouse snorting cocaine on stage at her concert. Classy! *Yeeeah!* 

Cindy Crawford is old but still looks great in a bikini *Celebslam*