The former Las Vegas cocktail waitress Sarah Larson is getting luckier than ever, according to British news reports. It seems that George Clooney is head-over-heels for his lady and has asked her to marry him. Although George said he’d never get married, it is always possible for these celebrities to change their minds.

Here’s whats next: a huge, overdone wedding. Then after that, parading around happily for a couple of months for the paps. Then she’ll show up with a “baby bump” relatively soon after that. That’s my guess. Who knows if they’ll “make” it, though. You can just never tell with some couples. I would’ve thought Michelle Williams and Heath Ledger would have made it but they broke up so who am I to say?

Congratulations if they are indeed engaged.

UPDATE: This so ain’t true. “There is no truth to reports,” his rep says.