My fiancee and I were just talking about all the celebrities that we think are on steroids. Carrot Top just happened to be once of them, and probably the most obvious. I never thought Carrot Top was cute or funny AT ALL, but now not only does he look like he is roided-out, but he also looks like he’s had some work done on his face. Maybe he likes looking like a tranny on meth? I don’t know, but he looks weird. He’s on the road to Michael Jacksonville and he’s going pretty quick. As far as the body, I think maybe him and Danny Bonaduce have an unspoken contest who can have the biggest steroid body with the most hideous face, seriously.

My favorite artist 14 over at Gallery of the Absurd really nailed it with this creppy It-themed portrait of Carrot Top. Perfect for Halloween, too. Click here to check out the original, it’s better than the cropped version.