“Sometimes it’s so hard to party with yer friends when the babies won’t stop cryin’ y’all. To keep them lil’ critters quiet, I just pour sodey pop in their bottles and they hush right up. If y’all is concerned about what the sugar will do to their teeth, don’t worry, you can just take ‘em to the dentist to git their teeth whitened. Oh, and you will not believe this y’all, but I done learned that if ya feed yer youngins a big bow of ice cream before bed, the cold will make ‘em sleepy. That’s right y’all, I know the secrets pediatricians won’t tell you.”

Damn, The Gallery of the Absurd has done it again. Hits the nail right on the head. And if you’re not cracking up from the picture, the quote out of the “book” had to have made you cry laughing. If Britney sees this, she will probably get paranoid and go, “how do they know all of that?” and start searching her house for hidden cameras. Sad in the funniest way possible.

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