After getting fired from Transformers 3 by Michael Bay (he had no other choice, since she bad-mouthed the movies and him), Megan Fox is getting back on top by proving just how talented she really is. How is she doing this, you ask? Not by taking a serious script where she learns a hard accent, gains weight, or tackles a serious issue, no way! Instead she’s showing off her newly-starved body on the beach with her burn out boyfriend 90210 star Brian Austen Green. And to be perfectly honest, I think we’d rather see these pictures of her in a bikini than another P.O.S. movie from her! Am I right?

Entourage star Jeremy Piven went on some sort of vacation for Memorial Day and decided sunbathing would be a good idea. If his chest didn’t look like Tara Reid’s stomach, it wouldn’t be bad. No, I’m kidding. Piven’s got a good body for someone his age. It’s just too bad he’s such an unbelievable douche in real life. He’s a douchery/less funny version of Ari Gold in real life. And that’s not a good thing.

I don’t feel like posting more pictures of Piven trying to look super famous and irritated by the paparazzi, so if you want to see them you can check them out here.

On May 29th actor Dennis Hopper passed away after battling prostate cancer for the last several months. Hopper is known best for his roles in Hoosiers, Apocalypse Now, Speed, Waterworld, and Easy Rider.

Hopper was going through a messy divorce with his wife Victoria Hopper. He received his Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame only two months ago, where his long-time friend Jack Nicholson accompanied him.

Dennis Hopper, rest in peace.

The last time I wrote about Audrina Patridge, I was saying how messed up her sense of style is. I mean, she’s a fashion icon compared to Whitney Port but in the big scheme of things, she seems to always look like a hooker from Pretty Woman. But over the weekend, Patridge looked good. 

The MTV reality show star celebrated her 25th birthday at ARIA in Las Vegas with her boyfriend, singer Ryan Cabrera. I mean, her eyes were still droopy and her swimsuit choice was even a little tacky, but look at her. I think we can all agree she looks good.

I don’t know what happened to fit, muscular and good-looking Jessica Biel but if I had to guess I’d say a judgemental Justin Timberlake killed her and built a skinnier, more alt version of her with the spare parts. This is some ugly shiz you’re wearing here Jess, and even with a good body you’re not pulling it off.

Internet bloggers seem to think Jessica is desperate and clingy to Justin. Thinking that she might be this way is beyond disappointing, especially for someone who usually plays badass chick roles. Do you think it’s true?

More pictures of Jessica Biel below.

‘We know that Kendra has millions of fans and we feel that it’s rare to find well-produced, hardcore footage of a star of her magnitude. The tape was brought to us by a third party and after consulting with our attorneys, we are confident in our right to distribute it. We’ve been trying to reach Kendra but have so far been unsuccessful. We therefore made the decision to release ‘Kendra Exposed’ to stores across the country by the end of May,’ said Steven Hirsch, founder/co-chairman of Vivid. “We believe this could be our all time best selling celebrity tape.”

“Kendra Exposed” will be distributed under the Vivid-Celeb imprint and Kendra will joining such celebrities as Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee, Kim Kardashian and Ray J, former Miss USA Kelli McCarty, Shauna Sand and others whose sex tapes have also been released by Vivid.

The explicit tape was made before she was engaged to and then married Philadelphia Eagles receiver Hank Baskett. The name of her sex partner in the video, that was shot prior to her moving into the Playboy mansion, has not been revealed.

Basically they know they have their hands on something that can make them some quick cash so, hey, why not? Forget personal property, morals and consideration.

High-horse rant aside, I’m going to look for stills & clips once it’s out there. Hey, I’m only human.