If there’s a bigger douche bag out there than wanna-be celebrity Spencer Pratt, please feel free to let me know. Because as of now, I can’t think of anyone as desperate as he is. It seems like he is always stirring up drama or putting in his two cents when no one really gives a damn. He’s kind of like Candy Spelling in that respect, isn’t he? Anyway, apparently Joel Madden has beef with him for talking ish about Nicole Richie. It’s two pathetic dudes, trying desperately to keep themselves in the limelight. It seems that Spencer and Heidi were having a nice, romantic lunch together at the Beverly Hills Hotel when Joel Madden and Nicole Richie approached Spencer’s table and said, “You’ve been talking shit about my girl!” Classy. Spencer said it was all a misunderstanding. Spoken like a true douche bag. He told In Touch Weekly,

“It all stems from an interview in Details ages ago where I was misquoted, calling Nicole a skinny bitch. It’s all a misunderstanding. I’ve always thought she’s a really nice girl and I wouldn’t call her that.“

Umm, Spencer, you’re a little suck up! It would be more of a burn on him if Joel Madden told him that it doesn’t matter if he’s talking about Nicole because he isn’t even famous! You know he’d be butt hurt about that more than getting called out. (I just re-read the story and realized what complete idiots all of these people are. Put them all in jail just to get them out of the news.)