Don’t Feel Bad For Antonella Barba…

Now that Antonella Barba has been voted off of American Idol, what will she do? Well don’t be too sad for Antonella. Ever since her skanky pictures were released all over the internet, a lot of creepy men want to get their hands on her. For example, the CEO of Girls Gone Wild, Joe Francis, saw her pictures on the internet and made Antonella a public offer of $250,000 to host one of his GGW videos. Francis said,
“We have reached out to Antonella Barba through her family and are trying to reach her directly in order to offer her a hosting job for one of our upcoming video projects. Just like the American Idol judges, we at Girls Gone Wild are looking for a girl next door, with sexiness, attitude, a carefree spirit and a presence that will command the attention of the Nation.”
Well… Antonella’s pictures have proven her to be skankier than the average college freshmen, that’s true, but I still don’t think she’s skanky enough for Joe Francis. Don’t believe me? You can read about why Joe Francis is a piece of shit here.
On top of her Girls Gone Wild possibilites, Antonella may even be offered a spot in Hugh Hefner’s PLAYBOY magazine. Hefner was quoted saying (about Antonella Barba):
“She really looks sexy here … (it’s a) very real possibility. Yes, absolutely.”
We’ll see. If I was Antonella I’d take advantage of my fifteen minutes as much as I could. Let’s face it, in a month or so that weird Gina girl from American Idol will have her own nudey pics, Paula Abdul will appear coked out once and again, and Simon will diss someone so much that it will create controversy. And it will be like, Anton–who??
Antonella Barba has a bad attitude. Im extatic she left American Idol.
She’s a Jersey Girl, Jennifer. She doesn’t give a fuck.