Okay, Donna Martin (real name Tori Spelling but better known as Donna Martin from 90210) is officially an ordained minister. She did this so she could officiate the marriage of a gay couple at her bed and breakfast for her reality show. How exciting. Here’s what Tori said about it all:

I was so honored when the couple asked me to officiate. We did it on the front steps of the Chateau as 40 of their friends looked on seated in a lounge-like atmosphere. It was so beautiful as I united Tony and Dex as life partners in love.

I’ve done live theater and presented at the Emmys and this by far was my scariest moment simply because they had bestowed such an honor upon me and I didn’t want to let them down.

Tony and Dex? When I hear those two names I think of that one movie with Nia Vardalos and Toni Collette where they are women who play drag queens and people really think they are drag queens and they get kinda butt-hurt because they realize they are just out-of-shape gross ladies in drag. I could totally see Tony and Dex as a couple of womanly-looking drag queens.

Anyway, remember that episode of 90210 called Donna Martin Graduates? It was the best. Thinking of that episode made me want to read crap about 90210 so I searched for it on Wiki and I read some funny stuff. I forgot how drama-filled that show was! Everything happened to everybody! Look what Donna Martin went through in the ten years the show was on the air:

Longtime virgin; Suffered abuse at hands of boyfriend Ray; Almost failed to graduate high school due to alcohol consumption at senior prom. Had a learning disability of partial dyslexia. Was almost raped by Garrett Slan, a campus rapist and later stalked & taken hostage at the college TV station by the obsessed cameraman, Evan. Romantically involved with David, Griffin Stone, Ray Pruit, C.U. quarterback Joe Bradley and Noah Hunter. Finally had sexual intercourse for the first time with David on the night they graduated from college. Briefly abused prescription drugs before opening her own clothing store. (Source)

In the last ten years of my life, I’ve graduated from high school, started college, and had a couple birthday parties. I think Donna Martin had a tramatic life, don’t you?