To be honest, it irks me that he weasled his way into the celebrity life, and that I have to write about his fake-magical ass as soon as I get up in the morning. Ugh. Shouldn’t I be starting my day with a cup of Foldgers and more Anna Nicole Smith drama, like everyday? Oh, and, before I get to the “story” let me say I DID NOT photoshop that gay picture of Criss Angel with all the stupid words. I found that via google. My photoshop can be borderline sometimes, but this is far too fruity to be my work!

Criss Angel, who is a faux magician/illusionist/whatever, is going to be doing some radically awesome stunt. Cool!! (Can you sense my sarcasm?) In a publicity stunt to help promote his magic show on A&E that is titled Mindfreak, Criss Angel will hang 40 feet above Times Square in a cube covered in concrete. He will have 24 hours to escape the cube or the cube will be released, leaving it to crash to the ground. The stunt will be sometime in June.

Remember when David Blaine stood on something for a lot of hours for some reason? Criss is a copycat. In fact, I think he should get a nickname. Any ideas? Anyway, when people said that he was sort of mimicing that David Blaine stunt, CopycatCrissy was pissed.

“I always try to do things that have never been done before. ‘I was in the water for 24 hours in Times Square for ‘Good Morning America,’ doing it in 2001. Later somebody else tried to mimic me.” (Source)

What!? David Blaine copied you first?! This is breaking news! I wonder if these two are arch enemies? I think they should be, because that would make this whole “fake magic” thing a lot more fun. And then Cameron Diaz will announce that she has to drop out of Shrek 4 because she’s turned into a magician! How great would that be?