So People Magazine must’ve been the highest paying bidder because Christina Aguilera has whored her baby pictures out to them. This isn’t surprising because all celebrities do this. It’s not even for us, it’s so they can all compete with eachother on who can have the most insane nursery, the best post-baby body, and the corniest baby poses. Seriously, I’m convinced that’s all its about. If they ended up printing this Christina and Max spread with 5 pictures of Xtina and 1 of Max I doubt she’d even notice. All these chickenheads love themselves to a scary extent. Seriously. The cover of People Magazine featuring Christina Aguilera and her new son Max below.