British chick fight! Better than American chick fights for some reason. Maybe it’s because they talk funny? I don’t know.

Anyway, Cheryl Tweedy, pop singer in the group Girls Aloud, is hot. And the picture of her in this post isn’t even a good one. So, yeah, she’s that hot. And Lily Allen, who recently posted a blog on Myspace about how much she hates being a fatty, is having major beef with Cheryl Tweedy. Here’s what happened:

Lily Allen wrote a song about Cheryl Tweedy.. it was just about how hot Cheryl is and how all the young girls want to look like her. Though the song was a mockery, because Lily later made a statement that no one wants to look like Cheryl. (Edit: I’d look like Cheryl Tweedy, so that statement is false.) Cheryl heard about the song, and what Lily said about her, and said:

“Because everyone wants to look like her. Chick with a dick. She’s either talking shit or talking about someone else. Asshole.”

After hearing this, Lily Allen, being the sissy crybaby that she is, replied back to her via Myspace. (Edit: Do any of these people have cell phones? E-mail? Why are celebrities confronting eachother via Myspace? It’s so 8th grade.) Here’s what Lily said:

I know I’ve said bad things about people in the past , though the majority of them have been blown wayyyy out of proportion , but this i mean – Cheryl if you’re reading this , I may not be as pretty as you but at least I write and SING my own songs without the aid of autotune . I must say taking your clothes off , doing sexy dancing and marrying a rich footballer must be very gratifying , your mother must be so proud , stupid bitch .

Sort of true but I don’t think Lily should say anything. Has she ever heard the expression ‘people who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones’ ‘fat girls shouldn’t talk crap’? Because if Lily is really self-conscious of her weight, I don’t think this is a good way to draw attention away from it, you know? I’m beginning to like Lily less and less. She is sort of annoying. What do you think?